1) Do you feel as unfulfilled as us with public restroom hand air dryers?  We get the environmentalism and all and full respect to Mr Dyson but a tree’s capillaries were designed for absorption and air is so that clowns can hold balloons – that paper towel is just so much more satisfying.


2) Are you ceiling fan challenged? If so, you have company as a Nugz survey has determined that only 3.478% of the US population can intuitively manipulate ceiling fan switches to achieve the desired rotational speed AND determine by looking at the blade angles the desired rotational direction for winter (circulates warm air down) and summer (circulates warm air up). Them are some bad ass ceiling fansters. 


3) What is the one thing you believed 5 years ago that you don’t believe today; e.g., Birds were real.