1)  Recently overheard in line at the DMV, “Dad was in the basement centrifuging squirrel spleen hybridoma, when I informed him that I’d enrolled at the Holten Military Academy of Beauty.”


2) Some claim 3 Nuggets readers are unreconstructed animists, ascribing subjectivity and agency to many inanimate objects. Do any of you “learn” from your vacuum, worship your toaster or talk to your hair conditioner? 


3) 64% of people claim they recycle but only 18% actually do. Moreover when you dispose of your plastic in recycling bins it is generally not actually recycled: https://www.npr.org/2020/09/11/897692090/how-big-oil-misled-the-public-into-believing-plastic-would-be-recycled